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so yea, obviously i survived camp.  woo hoo for me.  fake nails suck, of course, but hey they were totally free, and i'm cheap.  kinda like your mom.  anyways, work was great.  i actually spoke to will for the first time in 2 months without yelling. 

in horribly tragic news, isaac cut off the mullet.  No idea what possessed him to do such a thing, but he did.  However the mullet is totally fighting against the haircut, and i'm kinda hoping it wins. 

Are you afraid of Araman? 

LMAO!  I just remembered about him and the rabid squirrel he possessed when he wanted to destroy K and me.  I have a sudden need to go burn a gazebo and i dont know why.  Anyways, K, if you read this, which you might, come visit me at work sometime so that you can me Hore Margarita, my drunk piggy friend

Ha Ha I win.  So today was a good day.  I worked, again, and almost got fired, again.  Colin (my friend who got attacked by a shark) and I totally pissed off the hostesses by *shock* STEALING THE PHONE!!!!  All they do is call their stupid boy toys on it or screw with us, so really, there wasnt a loss for anyone.  But then Beth being the moron leader of the hostesses went to Larry and cried about it!  So he shows up in the middle of the kitchen, freaking out about the phone and demanding i return it.  After 5 minutes of debating with him over whether or not the phone was really needed, Colin agreed to return it.  Anyways, now Beth is prancing around, flipping her hair, and acting like a dimwit (new word-thanks C!) and i am possibly on probation from work!  And then Doug went and got all mad because i call him like his real name which is a SIN apparently and shall be punishable by car restrictions if i do it again!  Speaking of my beautiful truck, I totally hydroplaned on the way home today so i went and sat in a retirement home parking lot.  It was highly depressing. Old people are depressing.  Apparently this makes me ageist according to Drew, but it is simply the truth. 

I feel really awesome right now.  I guessed my password, and i got it right and now i feel smart. 

Some random kid from like two moves ago is IMing me and i'm like i don't know you...oh wait you used to throw bibles at MY HEAD! She's talking about her love for the french horn.  Okay, that has to be the worst instrument in the world.  Like imagine some dude coming up to you and being like "what instrument do you play?"  "Well, i play the french horn".  There is no good way to say it.   She's like I wanna grow up and be a conducter.  I'm like wow, i wanna grow up and build Koi ponds.  I don't care, why does she think i would.  I swear people like that need to be institutionalized, though i shouldn't really be talking, since i have a special room in a hospital.  My room even has padded walls.  I feel special.  Oh god, now she's talking about how she sneaks off campus to go eat lunch.  how rebellious.  Why do people think that i remember kids from like 4 years ago.  Do i send out signals that i actually cared who these people were back then and still care to this day what they're doing and who they're doing.  NO. 

I miss Kalyn.  I want to see her and go light candles under the YMCA gazebo again.  But it would be weird without the twins. 

anyways, i must go and pet my hamster